Wednesday, November 28, 2007
The Princess and the Troll
Once upon a time there was a princess. She went to a cottage deep in the forest. But, a troll lived somewhere in there. So, as soon as she knocked on the door, he shouted: "Get out of here!" So, she ran out, because she knew the troll was going to eat her. She had to hide behind her favorite tree. But, her sister went next, and her other sister after her. The princess stayed behind the tree.
Then, she knocked on the door again, and the troll said: "Who is it...I'm coming." Then the troll came out, and said: "Who are you?" The princess said: "I'm princess Peach". "What is your name?" The troll answered: "My name is Fred". The princess said: "Great name!" "It's ok, I'm not going to hurt you", said the troll. The princess said, "Ok". "Well, why are you here?" said the princess. "Well, my grandma, Fruity Patootie lives here" the troll replied. "My grandma sold the cottage to my parents". The princess said "Why didn't she tell me? Everybody is supposed to tell me or the king or the queen." "I don't know" said Fred. Well, are you nice or mean?" asked the princess. The troll replied "Nice".
"Well, may I come in?" asked the princess. The troll said "Sure!" "Would you like to eat? asked the troll. "Sure!" said the princess. "Let's eat". The princess said "Do you have any turkey or ham?" The troll said "Let me check." In ten seconds, the troll returned from the kitchen and said "Sure!" After lunch the princess smiled and said "Yum"!
"Well, I have to go", said the princess. Then, Fred said "OK...will you come back tomorrow for lunch?" Peach smiled and Fred heard her whisper "Yes".
The next day, Peach came back to the troll's house. She ate lunch with Fred again, and while the princess was cleaning the table, the prince broke the door down. The Prince said; "Will you come with me"? NO! Said the princess. "Why not" Said the Prince. So the prince just took Peach.
Then, she knocked on the door again, and the troll said: "Who is it...I'm coming." Then the troll came out, and said: "Who are you?" The princess said: "I'm princess Peach". "What is your name?" The troll answered: "My name is Fred". The princess said: "Great name!" "It's ok, I'm not going to hurt you", said the troll. The princess said, "Ok". "Well, why are you here?" said the princess. "Well, my grandma, Fruity Patootie lives here" the troll replied. "My grandma sold the cottage to my parents". The princess said "Why didn't she tell me? Everybody is supposed to tell me or the king or the queen." "I don't know" said Fred. Well, are you nice or mean?" asked the princess. The troll replied "Nice".
"Well, may I come in?" asked the princess. The troll said "Sure!" "Would you like to eat? asked the troll. "Sure!" said the princess. "Let's eat". The princess said "Do you have any turkey or ham?" The troll said "Let me check." In ten seconds, the troll returned from the kitchen and said "Sure!" After lunch the princess smiled and said "Yum"!
"Well, I have to go", said the princess. Then, Fred said "OK...will you come back tomorrow for lunch?" Peach smiled and Fred heard her whisper "Yes".
The next day, Peach came back to the troll's house. She ate lunch with Fred again, and while the princess was cleaning the table, the prince broke the door down. The Prince said; "Will you come with me"? NO! Said the princess. "Why not" Said the Prince. So the prince just took Peach.
The prince took Peach to his lair, and the prince wouldn't let Peach go. But then Fred saved her.
Then they were friends until Fred's parents came home.
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